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Dave Nystrom: Drunk in the Middle of the Day
Have you ever been drunk in the middle of the day? And I don't mean a couple of cocktails with lunch -- I mean like severely messed up. It's weird because you can't even properly relate to people anymore. I was like, 'What do you mean I can't get an Egg McMuffin? What -- because it's after 11? That's ridiculous.' He's like, 'No, sir, because this is a bank.'

"Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you." - author unknown

my son, Eddie, still thinks fondly of Henry from Susan's purplehenrypizza!!

"If we all did the things we are capable
of doing, we would literally
astound ourselves."
- Thomas Edison

"What lies behind us, and what lies
before us are small matters
compared to what lies within us."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the
world. It beats money and power and
influence. It is no more or less
than faith in action."
- Henry Chester

When we seek out the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves.

William Arthur Ward